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Demarcus Cousins To The WARRIORS FOR 5.3M

LEAGUE F*CKED EVEN HARDER

Demarcus Cousins To The WARRIORS FOR 5.3M

WHAT IN THE HELL… In two days the NBA offseason went from wild speculation from EVERY news source to actual insanity. LeBron James announces out of nowhere that he is coming to LA.  Aight, bet. We all kinda assumed that was where he was going once we found out Bronny was going to come to Sierra Canyon.  Everyone was hype, LeBron Jersey preorders went through the roof, and my sacred Laker squad is officially back after an absolutely GRUELING 5 minutes of being irrelevent.  Go to sleep, wake up happy, and have a pretty productive Monday. I got a workout in, posted Kevin Porter Jr going crazy at the Drew League AND Then not 5 mins ago Boogie GD Cousins went and re-f*cked the league by signing to the Warriors for FIVE POINT 3 MIL… Which then turns the Warriors projected starting lineup into…

 

1: 1st Ever Unanimous MVP GOAT Shooter: Steph Curry

2: The 2nd Best Shooter Of ALL TIME and GOAT wingman: Klay Thompson

3: The Best Scorer of ALL TIME: Kevin “The Hardest Road” Durant

4: Charles Barkley on crack: Draymond Green

AND NOW STARTING AT CENTER

5: The EMOTIONAL LESBIAN NBA ALL STAR STRECH BIG: DEMARCUS BOOGIE COUSINS

WAT

 

 

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